November 2009
79 posts
when someone has a great personality, you think of them as unattractive
– when harry met sally
I can still remember when your city smelt exciting. I still get a whiff of that...
– last shadow puppets | calm like you
… calmly she ran some more hot water into the bath and took a razor blade...
– scarred | sophie andrews
… these men don’t love you - they just want sex and probably...
– scarred | sophie andrews
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
– Albert Einstein (via fuckyeahhappy)
Things to do at K-mart/wall mart. Etc. :)
watchtheskyy:
taintedphase:eeekboom:taintedphase:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ’ ‘Code 3’ in housewares’…. and see...
there is only a handful of people who can make me smile
you used to be one of...
nothing lasts forever
what's your first ever memory?
thelovelybones:
sakinainwonderland:callacolamorning:alettertokatie: annieuseyourtelescope:nicelyevil:moniister:
Be honest. If you score under 17 you’re anorexic, or close to it. If you get 18-50 you’re normal But if you get 51 or over, sorry but you’re a big, fat, fatty. Have you eaten or drunk anything in the past week? [x] water [ ] orange juice [x] milk [x] soda [ ] beer [ ] champagne [ ]...